1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,559 --> 00:00:37,840 You emerge from a path. It looks like a boulder-strewn pasture. Sheep graze in the pasture, 3 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:43,359 tended by a pair of cyclops. The cyclops continue towards you and scoops up a small 4 00:00:43,359 --> 00:00:50,480 boulder from the ground and heaves the boulder 100 feet. Both cyclops then turn and face you. 5 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:56,000 You go pick up boulder, throw farther, and then you pass. 6 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,159 So I've got it in my hands and then I put it over my head and hop like a step and a half forward 7 00:01:02,159 --> 00:01:07,120 and give it the old heave-ho towards Thaddeus. You did it puny people! 8 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:15,439 We did it! Yay! So what ways to the tower? You got to go that way, but wait, but wait, 9 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:21,760 hold on. One of the cyclops goes and picks up another boulder and smashes it down on top 10 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:28,400 of the rock that you just threw. He reaches down into the rubble and hands you a topaz gemstone. 11 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:34,719 You can go now I guess. You end up back in the sundial room with the sundial shadows 12 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:42,880 still pointing to A and C. The head you see a bubbling fountain. Large bright flowers 13 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:48,560 grow in the hedges on both sides of the fountain and each blossom shimmering in the light. 14 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,040 Guys it's so pretty in here. Makes me think it's probably poison. You're so cynical. 15 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:59,280 If only we had people that knew nature. Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We are a D&D 16 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,280 fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today 17 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:09,360 is Amy More. Yeah I am. Hot stuff Amy More. That's what they call me now and I play Thea 18 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:15,360 Amastasia. And also Carla Johnson. I didn't know we were coming up with sassy nicknames. 19 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:21,840 I don't have one. Chickletteeth is mine. It's not sexy but it is accurate. 20 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,960 I play new Laura Moonbrook. I have big teeth guys. I have big teeth that's what I'm saying. 21 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:37,440 And Tom Laird. The Bearded Wonder. Sure. That's accurate. And I play Flint Firebeard. 22 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:42,720 Wow what a trio we have. Hot stuff. Chickletteeth and The Bearded Wonder. 23 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,840 I don't know why it took us three years to come up with a good name for our truth. 24 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:54,800 We're excellent at this. We didn't either. We did not come. I forced Spencer to come up with 25 00:02:54,800 --> 00:03:00,400 the names. That's true. You fucking sideswiped him out of nowhere and forced him to do our 26 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:08,079 dirty work for us. That was amazing. How's it going guys? It's going really good. So good. 27 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:14,880 Off to a good start I think. Yeah for more of this good start. More of Chickletteeth and Hot 28 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:23,280 Stuff and Bearded Wonder. And if you like the show. Like what you're hearing. I don't know 29 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:30,480 why you would. You can get more of it over on Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast. Which I mean 30 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,560 if you want more. I mean we've been we've upped ourselves to weekly podcasts. So 31 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:40,319 I mean. Hey wait no come back. Where are you going? No wait I'm sorry. Russ they've already 32 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:46,319 dragged the file over to the trash can. It's too late. Patreon.com is where we live slash dumb 33 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:53,199 dragoncast. And over there we have some pretty amazing stuff. Like extra bonus monthly episodes. 34 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:58,879 That's how you say that. Yep extra monthly bonus episodes. Where we don't only play D&D. 35 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:01,840 Because there's a lot of D&D out there. Which we I mean I think we do it pretty 36 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:09,439 good. A little bit. We do it okay. We have fun. We have a good time. We try our best. But you 37 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:13,759 know there's often a need to see how other game systems work. And if you want to see how other 38 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:21,280 game systems shouldn't be run. Perhaps you come listen to our Fatecore game. Let us teach you 39 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:27,280 not how to play Fate. Let us show you what Fatecore isn't. We try really hard. Hey we're 40 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:34,080 having a great time. It is super fun so far. We're telling a great story. So it's more of a story 41 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:40,000 thing going on over there with the occasional roll a dice. I don't think I've rolled a dice 42 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:45,040 yet in that game. I don't think you have. It is just. You've been on like conference calls 43 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:52,080 and shit. I know. Roll to see if the internet connection works. It's some fun. It is a fun 44 00:04:52,079 --> 00:04:57,919 collaborative storytelling exercise and I love it. Honestly I think it's great even if it's not 45 00:04:57,919 --> 00:05:03,039 Fate. Oh yeah same here. I'm liking the way it's going. It's very fun. So we have that going on 46 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:09,279 monthly. We just last week released our first episode one. We did two previous episodes here 47 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,519 on 0.5 because again it takes us a while to kind of get things rolling. And then even 48 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:19,279 though we had two episodes previously to learn the rules and set it all up. We did not use them. 49 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:24,800 You'll notice for episode one. Yeah. We're underselling it. It's great. 50 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,480 You'll love it. It's very good. I think our character work is lovely. If it is. 51 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:39,200 Fuck it guys. Let's play D&D. D&D. What? Why isn't that a thing? Is that a meme? 52 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:45,200 Celine D&D. I think it should be. So previously you guys met some cyclopses. 53 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:51,279 They were super nice. They were not mean. They were pretty good. We did some amazing throwing. 54 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:58,639 We tried some innovative solutions. We did. We tried science you guys. And we didn't do well 55 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:03,839 at science but that's okay because then we had magic and that worked better. I love that in 56 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:11,279 this mystical game. In this world where magic and mystical creatures exist. We're like Tom's 57 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,440 like, we're going to build a fucking simple machine. There's going to be a fulcrum. We've 58 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:20,480 got some leverage. This is going to happen. I thought maybe Russ was doing a whole theme with 59 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:25,120 this with the maze and it was going to be a different simple machine for each one. 60 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,800 And I can't remember what any of them are except screw was the only other one I could 61 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:35,280 remember. Okay, good. So we've got three. We're going to screw in one of these rooms. 62 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:45,360 There we go. We'll leave. So we got a topaz after we threw a rock. And then we went back into A 63 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:51,760 thinking maybe it'll change a shadow but we've walked into a beautiful botanical garden. 64 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:58,800 So yeah ahead of you, you see, I'll just reiterate here, a bubbling fountain filling 65 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:06,240 the pathway. Amazing. That's excellent Foley work. Thank you. Large bright flowers grow on the hedges 66 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:12,240 on both sides of the fountain. There are seven on each side, 14 flowers in total, each blossom 67 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:17,519 shimmering in the light. The air smells particularly fresh and sweet here. And as you 68 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:24,080 have stepped forward to inspect them, you notice that it gets its shimmer from a pearl set into 69 00:07:24,079 --> 00:07:29,680 each of the flowers. Can I do anything about these flowers? Yeah, sorry, Carla. No, I was 70 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,839 just gonna say the same thing. Like, can I do a nature check or I mean flower check? 71 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:43,120 I'd like to roll for flower for flower. 16 not amazing, but eight. 72 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:50,560 But see I rolled for garden and you rolled for flower so I don't know. 73 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:58,319 Amy, a flower eats you. You're dead. Yeah, I mean you're inspecting them. So we know they're 74 00:07:58,319 --> 00:08:05,519 flowers. 16 isn't terrible. Flint and Thea know they're flowers. Thaddeus is also like, yep, flowers. 75 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:15,359 Nularaaaa and Flamikins, however, they don't know the specific flower. Like it looks like a weird 76 00:08:15,359 --> 00:08:22,879 kind of flower. It reminds you of some sort of carnivorous type flower that you would have seen 77 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:28,560 in the in the natural world. Not in a fuck them up pocket dimension or whatever you said 78 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:34,000 it was last time. Yeah, something like that. Fuck with us. Do these kind of look like 79 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:43,120 Venus fly traps? Or more flowery? More flowery. How big is the flower? Because I'm picturing 80 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,919 something very large, but maybe that's not accurate. Like the actual petals. They're 81 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:54,000 fairly large. How large would you say? Oh, very big. Russell's holding his hands 82 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,519 approximately 14 inches apart. 14 inches? I don't know, I can't. That's like two feet. 83 00:09:00,319 --> 00:09:04,240 It's true. One of the hands is cut off, so I'm going to say it's closer to about two and a half 84 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,960 feet. I'd say they're probably that two and a half-ish. How big would you say the center 85 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:13,840 of the flower? And is it hollow? And like inside? Yeah, there's like a pocket within 86 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:19,600 the center of the flower. Is there liquid? I look, I stay back, but I look. Is there liquid? 87 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,759 Guys, it's really beautiful in here, but I'm getting like a super uneasy feeling. 88 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:32,879 Yeah, it almost, like the fact that it is beautiful is almost creepier than if it was 89 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:38,720 creepy. I agree. Hey, Flaming Kens, put your hand in that flower. Not a fucking chance. 90 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:48,319 Is there anything on the ground? Like is there any like dirt and like is there a pebble? Can 91 00:09:48,319 --> 00:09:54,080 I throw a pebble into one of the flowers? I want to see if it goes. Sure. If not, 92 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:58,080 I'll throw a penny in because we don't fucking care. You don't have pennies. Pennies don't exist 93 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:03,280 in coppers. I've got a lot of coppers and the world's going to fucking end, so let's spend 94 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:07,040 them if you got them. You can't take that in advance of the inevitable rise of Tiamat. 95 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,200 I'm throwing some fucking coppers in these flowers. I mean, this pathway looks fairly 96 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,280 clean, so if you're going to throw something, it would be something of your own. Okay, 97 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:22,240 I take out a copper and I like kind of lob it into the middle of one of the flowers 98 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:29,279 to see if it gives it an old chomp. You toss it up in there and it lands into the pocket in 99 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:34,560 the center and I mean, there's movement of something landing in the flower, but it doesn't 100 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:41,519 appear to move of its own volition. Right. I mean, that's not like meat, so it probably 101 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:46,560 isn't even that interesting. It's probably a dumb, probably a waste of a copper, but 102 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:53,760 it's fine. I'm feeling nihilistic, so it doesn't matter. Can we, are we, so there's seven on each 103 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,920 side. Are we standing kind of at the beginning of them? Like we need to walk past them to 104 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,960 approach the fountain. It's like a hallway of flowers, right? Yeah, that's what I was picturing. 105 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:06,880 Yeah, exactly. So your pathway is about five feet wide, hedges right up to it, flowers 106 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,520 protruding out a little bit, and then yeah, the fountain about halfway through this, so 107 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:19,439 what, 20 feet? I tell Guacamole to fly above the hedges, so she's not going to like waddle 108 00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:26,559 through with us. Okay, so she's going above. She's too big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so sure. 109 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:31,759 Guacamole flies up and she disappears. Oh no. Guac! 110 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,240 Can you call her back, see if she can hear you out of the pocket dimension? 111 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:43,519 I screamed Guacamole! You don't hear anything. Oh my god. Oh my god! 112 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:53,759 Um, should we go back to the, the, the, the sundial room and see if she's in there? 113 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,039 Like if that's like the entrance to all the pocket dimensions? 114 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,960 Because we've only just walked in, right? 115 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:10,240 That's what we're gonna do. We can't just do nothing. She can't just disappear. 116 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,800 Or I run back out. You guys can stay in there. I run back out. 117 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,600 It takes you about a minute and a half, but you enter back into the same room that you 118 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:28,080 just left. Um, with them again? Yeah. Son of a bitch! Oh god. Guys! 119 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:34,000 Okay, we gotta solve this real quick so we can get back there. We can find her. 120 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:42,320 We're excellent under pressure, so this is no problem. Yes. I take my, um, I take my, 121 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:50,160 I take my scimitar and I, and I cut one of the flowers off the motherfucking, I'm mad, 122 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:56,639 off the bush. Uh, it springs out at you and tries to attack you. Oh, it tries. Uh, so you- 123 00:12:56,639 --> 00:13:00,879 Can I go into a rage if I'm not a barbarian? Because I feel like that's where I'm at right 124 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:07,519 now. Remember when Hedwig dies? Spoiley, Hedwig dies. It's like when someone, 125 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:11,840 you get that adrenaline and a mom, like, lifts a car off a baby. Yeah, totally. Exactly. You have 126 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:16,000 that, like, adrenaline rage. I'm gonna fight this flower with the adrenaline of a mom lifting 127 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:22,960 a car off a baby. Okay, so you gotta roll some initiatives here, ladies and gents. Do I 128 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:27,440 have to roll initiative? I took first swing. Did I not get any damage? Like, come on. 129 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,960 No one was expecting it. No one was expecting it, so they must just take my damage, yes? 130 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:37,040 True. I mean, the last time we saw Thea use a sword was so long ago that really no one 131 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,320 was expecting it. Yeah, really no one was expecting it. Okay, so what did you, 132 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,640 what did you hit it with? My scimitar. Okay, now what did, what did you roll? 133 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:52,000 I'm rolling it again. Oh fuck. That's it. Two. I rerolled it. It was a one the first time. 134 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,880 It was a one the second time. If you put those together, that's a 12. 135 00:13:54,879 --> 00:14:04,879 What? I like it. So roll for initiative. That's math. Roll for initiative. I got a 12. 136 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:12,240 That is a 20. 26. What order is everybody, so you were last in because you left and had come 137 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:16,799 back in. I think I probably shoved through to cut a flower. So just like the first flower 138 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:21,919 you saw? Yeah. Okay, so you attacked one. I'm gonna rage. And what's the order that 139 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:26,720 everybody else is in? Because it's five feet, so you're basically single file at this point. 140 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:33,440 Right. I guess Donnie and I can be like at the front. It's fine. I turned. Don't let Donnie 141 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:38,720 fly. So we'll say you're at the fountain or did you go past the fountain? I thought the 142 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,560 fountain was much further. No, it's about halfway into the room. So about 20 feet at 143 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,760 the 20 foot mark. I guess, well, we hadn't made it to the fountain yet, I don't think 144 00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:52,720 because I think we were literally we were because I had said like, Hey, maybe we should 145 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,639 go look at the fountain. And then guacamole disappeared and all hell broke loose. So 146 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:02,879 I guess we just waited while Fia ran out and ran back. Sure. Just running for a minute. We 147 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:07,200 were all just standing there. I was actually kind of concerned that I'd run out and get 148 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,200 back into the sundae room. Maybe guacamole would be in there. Maybe she wouldn't. But 149 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:15,039 then I would go back into the room and we would be a different room. And now we're split 150 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:19,599 party and I'm like kicking my own ass. Would have been would have been bad. 151 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:21,919 I guess I knew Laura and Donnie. 152 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:29,759 Guys, I'm naturally upset. I am a few feet into the room, like we'll say halfway to the 153 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:36,559 fountain. Okay. And then we'll say Flamikins Kins is about there and we'll say Thaddeus 154 00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:43,279 walked beyond the fountain. Okay, so this this flower goes to bite you. Okay. With its 155 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:50,240 flower mouth. Not not you specifically. You bring it. Yeah. Yeah. I'll bite all you 156 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:56,559 motherfuckers. And it gets a 19. Yeah, whatever. Okay, so that's two D eight. I'm 157 00:15:56,559 --> 00:16:03,759 gonna rip the pearl out of its throat. So that's seven. So that's 10 13 piercing 158 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:09,600 damage. And if the target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC 15 constitution. 159 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:16,000 Oh, yeah, this is poison. So so never mind. You don't get poisoned. But keep that in 160 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,879 mind for the rest of you. They also don't get well, I'm resistant. So at least I'll have a 161 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:27,600 yeah, a shot at it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. New Laura, you're up first. Is this plant magic? 162 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:35,200 It's walking. I'm gonna say yes. Well, it's just sprung out from the wall. It's 163 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:43,440 not necessarily walking. No, it's not. Imagine it like a Bellsprout. Oh, it's not magic. 164 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,320 It's not magic. It's not it's not walking. It's still attached to the edge. It just like 165 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:54,640 really aggressive flower. Yep. Okay. Well, fine, then I don't have advantage against it. 166 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,040 God. Can you murder anyway for guacamole? I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try my very best 167 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:05,680 to kill all these beautiful flowers. I am going to attack it with Dragon Slayer. 168 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:14,080 But I only rolled a 13. But they're plants. They can't be that time. Yeah, it's a plant. 169 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:19,920 It doesn't have. It's not good. Not good. Oh, wow. Well, I have another attack. 170 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:26,560 And then that time it'll be a 25. So how about that is that is better. 171 00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:32,480 Yeah. Damn right. It is like barely, but like not even like a thing. So you are attacking. 172 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:36,879 So are you attacking the plant to the north of you or to the south of I guess to the north. 173 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:46,879 All right. So you're attacking plant five. Okay. So that is 13 damage. Okay. Then my friend 174 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:54,480 Donnie. Oh, yeah. Can you breathe fire? He will have to. That's a great question. He's 175 00:17:54,480 --> 00:18:01,599 going to need to roll to see if he can recharge. And he rolled a five. So he's recharged. Perfect. 176 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:13,680 It's a lot of pews. I know he's pretty excited. So he gonna go with fire breath. 177 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:19,680 So that's a five foot line 30 feet, I think. Right. Yes. And so I learned last time he just 178 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:25,200 can they just roll against it, right? Yeah, like he doesn't roll to do it. He just does it. 179 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:34,000 Yeah. Okay. And then it is 4d10. So they need to. So which sorry, he's like, 180 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,400 is he pointing this at a flower? Or is he pointing it like down the corridor? 181 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:43,360 Because it's five feet wide, right? So his breath would in theory, encompass. 182 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:52,880 Yes. But it's a cone. So we'd want to like not hit his friends. So it would kind of depend 183 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:58,560 where the other folks are. So away from me. So I guess he'd be facing he's with me, but he'd be 184 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:05,840 facing south. Okay, so the only the only other person there is Thaddeus. And he's on the 185 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:10,000 other side of the fountain. You're on the east side there on the west side, then south. And 186 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,759 I guess as many as you say he can try and hit is how many sure try and hit because you're okay. 187 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:22,400 We'll say you can probably hit three. Okay, so they need to do DC 13. 188 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:31,279 Yes, I believe that is correct. First, they're they're plants. They don't they don't they're 189 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:37,680 not particularly dexterous. So they take it. Yeah. Oh, my God. 190 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,960 I've never I don't think I've ever rolled four dice before. I did not know what was going to 191 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:51,759 happen. Got away from me. I'm going to reroll this one because it landed on my lap. The other 192 00:19:51,759 --> 00:20:01,839 ones landed on the table, but seems like a story. That is 10 22 damage. So these three 193 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:08,400 EFG are going to take some more fire damage than you thought that that breath should have 194 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:13,440 dealt sweet. I don't think he's going to do anything else because he can't I don't want him 195 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,759 like he's not going to bite it. Like that would be like putting his face on something trying 196 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:23,759 to bite him like sure like two dogs like when they're play fighting, you know, so he's he's 197 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:29,360 going to be happy with his wicked fire damage. And that's great. Yeah, Donnie, let's lose his 198 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:37,120 fire breath and narrowly missing Thaddeus. It's like spicy as the as the plants kind of 199 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:45,120 let a planty shriek like as they burn and the hedges catch fire. And now it's Flint's turn. 200 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:51,120 What's kind of in my way if I'm looking down the line, Russ? You've got Thea to your west, 201 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,440 Flamikins Kins to your east. And then you've got a flower on either side, 202 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:03,520 north or south of you. And then likewise, there are two flowers by Thea two flowers by 203 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:11,359 Flamikins Kins. So if I was to look down the east and maybe angle a little bit off of who 204 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:17,920 was it? You said Flamikins Kins that was east of me. Yep. All right. If I was to angle 205 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:22,319 off of her a little bit but in towards the plants, would I be able to lightning 206 00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:28,160 breath down the line and hit one or two of those? What's the is that five foot 207 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:34,320 it's the same same one. Yeah. Okay. I'd say you'd probably give her like a heads up to maybe duck 208 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,840 or something. Well, she's like three feet. I guess you're four feet. I mean, I'm not I'm 209 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,040 almost I'm like close to five feet, but not not quite there. So I give her kind of like a 210 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:49,840 heads up to like get down. She turns and looks and sees the white sparkling lights come 211 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,040 forth from your ma. And what do I got to do? Or you got to do? Can you double check 212 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:59,279 that in the player's manual? I don't have my player's manual. Yeah. Five foot by 30 213 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:05,599 foot line. Deck save. Deck save. Sorry about that. Even better. Nothing happens to them. 214 00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:10,960 Well, I mean, no, nothing happens to them. They don't move. Right. I was like, what 215 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,720 they're they're susceptible to fire but immune to lightning. That seems crazy. I mean, 216 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:19,440 lightning seems pretty hot, but no one can explain magic. It's magic. So I mean, 217 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:24,559 it's it's unknown. That kind of sounds like science. Hit me with your breath shot. 218 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:33,519 All right. So it's a two d six plus four. So it's four and six is ten plus four is 219 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:38,079 fourteen. We'll say with your angle, you're able to hit three. So you hit three. How 220 00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:43,839 much? How many? Fourteen. Is that what I said? Fourteen. Fourteen. Yeah. So it was 221 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:47,519 a four six and then a four bonus. Breaking a little heart like the one in you. 222 00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:54,960 A very slight singe appears on these these beautiful flowers and it is the flowers. 223 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:58,720 Don't worry, guys. It's not the damage on the outside that's bad with lightning. It's 224 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,119 the damage on the inside. Yeah. Cooks the inside, right? Yeah. That's how lightning 225 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:09,279 works, right? Yep. The flowers to the north's turn. So plant two, which is directly in front 226 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:15,359 of Flint, extends tentacles. And that's oh, that's a crit fail. So it's like 227 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:21,680 caressing you and you're like, oh, yeah, you're my buddy. Don't hit me with that terrible 228 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,080 lightning with your best shot. Russ, come on, we've been over this. The one as 229 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:31,360 Flamikins Kins ducks out of the way. One of them goes to bite her with a twenty five. 230 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,360 And that's two to eight plus three piercing damage. Oh, geez. So that's going to be 231 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:49,440 eight piercing damage and she has to make a saving throw of the constitution variety. 232 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:55,120 So that's going to be fifty four and a constitution saving throw, which is plus seven. 233 00:23:55,120 --> 00:24:03,600 Yeah, way to go to a solid con. So that's a 19, which passes. So she. I mean, if 234 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,600 a 19 didn't pass, I would have some serious questions about these fucking plants. 235 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:13,120 Don't let him bite you. That's the thing. So then that one can't reach Nulara. 236 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:18,400 You are close to number five and it's going to try to tentacle you. That's a 13. 237 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:25,280 So number five is alive. Number six is going to attack Thaddeus for an 18. 238 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:32,240 Mr. Rimes with his tentacles and he is going to take 13 damage total and he's medium. 239 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,280 And he is possibly grabbed. Yeah, he's grabbed. He's snappled. 240 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:45,119 Flammacan's turn. She's like, oh, motherfucker. Flammacan's hurls a bubble of acid towards 241 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,319 the one that's closest to her that just struck her. 242 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:59,680 And it's 17, 17, 17 acid damage. I'm going to be a goblin sometime. 243 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:06,400 That was two number. Thea's turn. Finally. 244 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,799 Right. Well, I'm going to produce flame. 245 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,200 That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to flame the shit out of whatever's in front of me. 246 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080 So you got one to the north, one to the south, then one to the north bit you. 247 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,720 Can you have flame coming out of both hands like both ways? 248 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,960 I think it's just one. I don't know. That's too bad. 249 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:28,000 But it is 3D8, so that's OK. 250 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,160 You could look like you were spinning around like you were in a John Woo action movie, 251 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,440 but instead of bullets and oozes, it would just be flames. 252 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,759 So it's a 10 foot radius. So how many of these can I hit? 253 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,559 The flame you shed said bright light within 10 feet. 254 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,039 If you're just casting as light, it's 10 feet. 255 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:46,960 No, I want to attack with the flame. Sorry. 256 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,519 So it's a ranged spell attack. 257 00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,880 I can hurl the flame at a creature within 30 feet. 258 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,320 So you got to attack. 259 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,160 23. 260 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,360 Yes, you hit. 261 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:04,160 OK. Wow, this one went shitty, but the other two went OK. 262 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,640 10 fire damage. 263 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,120 OK, you release your fire right into the mouth of this plant and it goes, 264 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,240 but it's like, fuck you, if plants could speak. 265 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,080 I wish I had more than one attack, you guys. 266 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,359 It's going to dictate whatever character comes next. 267 00:26:24,399 --> 00:26:25,199 Multi attack. 268 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,279 Thaddeus's turn. 269 00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:30,399 Do something fiery. Thaddeus, light it up. 270 00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:32,879 What about like a magic missile situation? 271 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,159 Yeah, magic missile. 272 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,519 Because that's got forced damage and they seem to be 273 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:42,559 handling like elemental damage pretty easily. 274 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,720 So maybe a different type of damage might be helpful. 275 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,359 Crush them. 276 00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:49,359 OK, that works too. 277 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,159 Yeah, OK, I'm going to. 278 00:26:54,399 --> 00:26:56,240 Do you have music in your headphones? 279 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:56,720 I wish. 280 00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:58,559 Russ is just like. 281 00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:00,879 He's bebopping, scatting, having a good time. 282 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,199 Yeah, OK, I'm going to cast magic missile and I'm going to throw 283 00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:08,799 all three bolts at the one that attacked Thaddeus. 284 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,639 So that should be. 285 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,599 I'm guessing this is a ranged attack spell. 286 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,519 Magic missile just happens. 287 00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:18,240 Oh, it just happens? 288 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,039 Beautiful spells that just motherfucking hits. 289 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:24,799 That's even better than I should have got more D4s to roll all these with, 290 00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:25,519 but that's OK. 291 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,400 12 damage to the one that attacked him. 292 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,680 Yeah, OK. 293 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,799 Now it's the plants to the south's turn. 294 00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:36,480 Thea, you get. 295 00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:38,240 Tentacled. 296 00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:39,839 No, I don't. 297 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,519 For a 19. 298 00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:42,319 OK, yeah, I do. 299 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,599 OK, maybe. 300 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:49,440 Six bludgeoning and three piercing. 301 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,040 Plus you must make Guinness. 302 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,080 You must try to prevent yourself from being grappled. 303 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,200 By its tentacles. 304 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,880 That protrude from the head for eight. 305 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,960 You are just a plant restraint until the grapple ends. 306 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,600 Your heightened emotions aren't working for you. 307 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,200 Unfortunately, they're not. 308 00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:14,319 Neither are my roles. 309 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:21,039 That is a also a tentacle attack with a 25. 310 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,600 That's going to be 10 bludgeoning for piercing. 311 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,920 Make yourself a strength saving throw. 312 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,279 Can do. 313 00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:32,400 That is a 21. 314 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,759 You are not grappled. 315 00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:38,480 Actually, it's a 25 because I always forget to add the extra bonus to the 316 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,480 actual saving throws and always just add my regular bonus to them. 317 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,799 But you've you've seen behind the DM's curtain. 318 00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:46,559 You can beat it with a 21. 319 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,039 Excellent. 320 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,200 Flamikins Kins on the other hand. 321 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,120 I just need to remember to do things right. 322 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,599 19 with a bite at Flamikins Kins. 323 00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:59,599 That's my whole D&D story. 324 00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:00,079 14. 325 00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,400 I just need to remember how to do things right. 326 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:06,559 Although I have to say, since we had that mechanics episode and I 327 00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:09,920 redid my character sheet, everything is so much easier to see now. 328 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,680 So it's helped very, very helpful. 329 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,079 Me too. 330 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:12,880 That's good. 331 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,640 So that's 17 piercing damage to Flamikins Kins. 332 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,079 Oh, Flamikins Kins. 333 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:18,880 How's she doing? 334 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,960 Oh, you know, she's taking a lot of beats down. 335 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,960 So that's 30. 336 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,039 She's down to 34. 337 00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:30,640 She is what's called fourth edition as bloodied. 338 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,519 So that happens. 339 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,519 And then Nularaaaa and Thaddeus. 340 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,319 Yeah, also. 341 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:41,519 So Nularaaaa, that's going to be a 20 not critical with a bite. 342 00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:43,680 Well, that will do it. 343 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,039 And that's going to be nine piercing. 344 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:50,480 But you have armor that halves everything. 345 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,160 But only everything. 346 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,599 Oh, right. 347 00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:58,319 I have armor that helps me not take as much damage as well. 348 00:29:58,879 --> 00:29:59,519 Guys. 349 00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:00,240 Everything. 350 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,799 See, I remember to play properly. 351 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,720 Yeah, but only if I use it. 352 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,440 Are you not wearing your armor? 353 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,639 You can use it as an action to make yourself immune 354 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,800 to nonmagical damage for 10 minutes 355 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,800 or until you're no longer wearing the armor. 356 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,400 Yeah, but you're immune to you're not. 357 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,040 OK, yes. 358 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,640 But you take half damage on everything. 359 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,880 I do not have that in my notes. 360 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,280 That's why I never use it because I'm always waiting 361 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,040 for like the big bad because I only have it for 10 minutes. 362 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,320 So I don't want to like blow it on some dumb ass flowers. 363 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,120 Sorry, flowers. 364 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:35,680 No offense. 365 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,000 You're not the scariest things. 366 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,560 We're fine. 367 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,000 So wait, I'm confused. 368 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:43,599 Is Russ saying that you have this all of the time 369 00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:46,160 or only in the 10 minutes when you like activate it? 370 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,160 I thought it was only in the 10 minutes. 371 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,680 He's saying all of the time. 372 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:52,720 I'll take all of the time. 373 00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:55,279 But I thought it was only in the 10 minutes. 374 00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:56,880 Armor of invulnerability. 375 00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:58,240 Yeah, it is. 376 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:01,200 Once this special action is used. 377 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,559 I hope it's all of the time. 378 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,599 Armor of invul. 379 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,759 I think it was armor of vulnerability, right? 380 00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:11,759 Yeah, no armor of it. 381 00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:12,879 You have resistance. 382 00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:16,400 So you have resistance to non-magical damage 383 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,519 while you wear this armor. 384 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:18,240 Stop. 385 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:18,740 Anytime. 386 00:31:19,519 --> 00:31:20,319 Anytime. 387 00:31:20,319 --> 00:31:21,519 Non-magical damage. 388 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:24,000 You have resistance, which means you take half of everything. 389 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,160 Then additionally, you can use an action to make yourself 390 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,400 immune to non-magical damage for 10 minutes 391 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,960 or until you are no longer wearing the armor. 392 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,680 Once this special. 393 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,440 So any damage you can. 394 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,400 Once you choose, then you no longer take magical damage 395 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,519 for 10 minutes. 396 00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:44,480 Or you can take half damage always as soon as you put that on. 397 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,319 Always, always, always, always. 398 00:31:46,319 --> 00:31:50,799 Now, we haven't had a combat since then, except for. 399 00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:52,559 So she hasn't missed out too much. 400 00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:53,759 I guess the the chule stuff, 401 00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:55,839 you should have been taking half if you took any, but. 402 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,359 I did take some. 403 00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:00,480 Yeah, thank you for reassessing that 404 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480 because I totally misunderstood. 405 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,799 I thought it was like the 10 minutes and that's it. 406 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:08,559 Well, the 10 minutes and that's it is immune to non-magical damage. 407 00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:12,879 Yeah, so I can pick like I'm immune to piercing damage. 408 00:32:12,879 --> 00:32:13,839 I just reread it. 409 00:32:13,839 --> 00:32:15,679 It's non-magical damage. 410 00:32:15,679 --> 00:32:17,759 So you always you take half. 411 00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:19,119 You take half because you're resistant. 412 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:22,480 And then when you say I want to use this ability 413 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,359 or whatever the, you know, banana keyword is. 414 00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:28,480 No, it was a real one for that, I think. 415 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:28,960 Right. 416 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,720 Was you chose Latin? 417 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,359 Yeah. 418 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:31,839 Oh, yeah. 419 00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:32,159 Yeah. 420 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:32,639 Yeah. 421 00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:33,119 So sorry. 422 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:34,319 Is the word Latin? 423 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,879 No, I think it's like Contigo or something. 424 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,160 Um, no, that's a water bottle from Costco. 425 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:42,800 What? 426 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,720 How much damage was I supposed to take? 427 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,600 Like, what was the total? 428 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,440 And then what's my half? 429 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,080 Was it nine? 430 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,960 It was seven plus, uh, seven plus five plus three. 431 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,840 So that's 15. 432 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:04,400 So you would take eight, seven, six, seven, five, four, two. 433 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,160 We always round down. 434 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,720 Round down. 435 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:07,440 Okay. 436 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:07,920 Thaddeus. 437 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,440 Let's see if I can hit Thaddeus. 438 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:09,680 Yep. 439 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,000 Great. 440 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,480 Sure can. 441 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,360 And that's a 21. 442 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,840 That's a big old chomp at a chomp. 443 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,800 Thaddeus loves it. 444 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,320 Oh, oh, you're supposed. 445 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:16,720 Sorry. 446 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,200 You got bit. 447 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,280 So you're supposed to make a constitution saving throw. 448 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,680 Oh, to see if I'm grappled. 449 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,560 No, poison, poison, poison. 450 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,360 Because he bit you. 451 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,520 Uh, con. 452 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:28,720 Yep. 453 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,220 17. 454 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,160 Yep. 455 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:30,880 You're good. 456 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,080 You're good to be poisoned. 457 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,560 Eight piercing damage and must also make a constitution 458 00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:37,200 saving throw. 459 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:37,700 Okay. 460 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:39,359 Hang on here. 461 00:33:39,359 --> 00:33:39,679 All right. 462 00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:40,240 That's eight. 463 00:33:40,879 --> 00:33:41,519 All right. 464 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,879 Con, con, con, con, con. 465 00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:45,279 That is a 14. 466 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:47,679 Yeah. 467 00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:50,079 So he is what's known in the biz. 468 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,480 As dodging that poison. 469 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,759 Well, he is going to. 470 00:33:55,759 --> 00:34:00,240 So every 24 hours that elapsed, the target must repeat the saving throw, 471 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,159 reducing its hit point maximum by one D 10 on a failure. 472 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,880 The disease cured on a success. 473 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,200 If the target dies, if the disease is reduced to zero hit points. 474 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,880 So basically every 24 hours starting right now, I'm going to roll a D 10. 475 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:20,159 And until he's cured, his hit point maximum is reduced. 476 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,760 So he reduces that by two. 477 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:23,680 Whoa. 478 00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:26,320 Don't fail your roles, guys. 479 00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:27,539 Right. 480 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:29,700 Yep. 481 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:30,740 Okay. 482 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,000 Okay. 483 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,760 So those are some plants turns. 484 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,360 And then we're back to the top and plant. 485 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,440 Number one's going to try and attack the again. 486 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,200 Bring it. 487 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,840 Oh yeah. 488 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,600 That's a 11. 489 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,100 Yeah. 490 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,200 All right. 491 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,760 Then it's back to Nulara. 492 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,260 Sweet. 493 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:55,600 I am going to switch to flame tongue and say movie Caliente. 494 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,320 That's my very best friend. 495 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,400 Donny was like, fuck that fire was amazing. 496 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:03,540 So good. 497 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,480 Uh, that was only a 15. 498 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,800 Yes, that will hit. 499 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,520 Okay. 500 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,240 Great. 501 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:10,960 Great. 502 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,520 Great. 503 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,320 I love it. 504 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,040 I love it. 505 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,040 Are you taking someone's photo right now? 506 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,480 2G6 plus two. 507 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,280 What's that? 508 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:19,780 Great. 509 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,360 Great. 510 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,560 I love it. 511 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,040 Totally. 512 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,540 Yes. 513 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,580 Work it. 514 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,440 So that really owned the space. 515 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,320 Via Taiga, baby. 516 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,280 So that is seven piercing. 517 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,240 And then nine. 518 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,000 One million fire. 519 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,680 Seven piercing, nine fire. 520 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,920 Second attack. 521 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:44,880 Yeah. 522 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,200 Okay. 523 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,519 Got it. 524 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,440 Do math faster. 525 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,200 No, it's fine because I rolled a two, 526 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,560 which even with my amazing pluses still will not do it. 527 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,519 I'm sure it was a 13. 528 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,680 13 will not hit. 529 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:56,720 Okay. 530 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,120 So then Donny's going to try and recharge. 531 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,600 Donny fails to recharge. 532 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:04,239 Donny fails to recharge. 533 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,400 Donny's just puffing smoke out of his mouth. 534 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,519 He's got nothing. 535 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:09,039 He can still take an action. 536 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:11,440 I know, but his only other thing is bite now 537 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,039 and that he's not going to bite it. 538 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,279 It'll get him. 539 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,599 His face will be all up in his face. 540 00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:20,000 It can't come back at him immediately though. 541 00:36:23,279 --> 00:36:24,639 That's the player's call. 542 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:27,059 Flint. 543 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:28,900 Okay. 544 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,940 How close am I to the one that's grappling Thea? 545 00:36:33,139 --> 00:36:34,980 Within five feet. 546 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:35,299 Okay. 547 00:36:35,299 --> 00:36:38,739 I'm going to go swing my rod of lordly might 548 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:40,579 that has been turned back from a ladder 549 00:36:40,579 --> 00:36:42,820 with hooks on the end of it to keep that rock in place 550 00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:43,539 into an axe. 551 00:36:44,179 --> 00:36:44,980 And I'm going to- 552 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,099 He is not impressed. 553 00:36:48,259 --> 00:36:48,659 Okay. 554 00:36:48,659 --> 00:36:50,259 I will not attack the one that's- 555 00:36:50,259 --> 00:36:51,380 No, do it. 556 00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:54,420 You're swinging around your rod of lordly might. 557 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:54,900 I'll like- 558 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,099 I mean, I'm trying to help you out, 559 00:36:56,099 --> 00:36:57,139 but if you're not impressed, 560 00:36:57,139 --> 00:36:58,179 I'll go help someone else. 561 00:36:58,179 --> 00:36:59,539 I am impressed. 562 00:36:59,539 --> 00:37:01,539 It's so lordly. 563 00:37:01,539 --> 00:37:02,659 So very lordly. 564 00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:02,980 All right. 565 00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,380 So I'm going to take a big chop down 566 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,219 on the one that's entangled her. 567 00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:11,139 And that is a 28. 568 00:37:11,139 --> 00:37:11,940 Is that going to hit? 569 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:14,980 Okay. 570 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:17,059 Just this one is great. 571 00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:18,259 Just that one time? 572 00:37:18,259 --> 00:37:18,980 Okay, perfect. 573 00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:21,380 He is the leader of them all. 574 00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:22,980 Yeah, he's made of concrete. 575 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:24,019 It's crazy. 576 00:37:24,019 --> 00:37:24,339 Excellent. 577 00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:25,380 The rod shatters. 578 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:29,940 D10 plus seven is 17. 579 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,819 Nope, 14. 580 00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:31,299 Bad math. 581 00:37:31,299 --> 00:37:32,179 Sorry. 582 00:37:32,179 --> 00:37:33,139 14 damage. 583 00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:36,420 Okay. 584 00:37:37,699 --> 00:37:38,420 Is it still- 585 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,299 Oh my god, is none of these flowers dying? 586 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,019 Is it still holding on strong? 587 00:37:40,019 --> 00:37:42,259 I know, not one has died yet. 588 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:43,219 Oh my god. 589 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,500 I just broke off a little bit. 590 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,619 It has released the- 591 00:37:46,259 --> 00:37:47,619 Oh, thanks. 592 00:37:47,619 --> 00:37:48,500 Excellent. 593 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,339 I'm going to keep going at that one 594 00:37:50,339 --> 00:37:51,619 and attack it two more times. 595 00:37:52,179 --> 00:37:53,380 Or at least one more time, 596 00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:54,819 because it might die after that one. 597 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:55,299 Two more times. 598 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,460 That'd be wonderful if it didn't. 599 00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:59,140 So that is a 16. 600 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:01,700 That will hit. 601 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:02,980 Perfect. 602 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,380 That is 15 damage. 603 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:06,580 Nice. 604 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,019 Is it still functioning? 605 00:38:10,019 --> 00:38:11,140 It's still functioning, yeah. 606 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:11,620 Excellent. 607 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:12,340 Okay, all right. 608 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,300 Going again. 609 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,060 That's a 23, so that's- 610 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,060 Nope, 27, so that should be fine. 611 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,340 And then I rolled a dice all the way back 612 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,140 that I couldn't see. 613 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:22,180 We're going to pull it out. 614 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,340 So four and seven is 11 damage. 615 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,420 Just a little surprise for yourself there. 616 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,140 That's fun. 617 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,980 I rolled it under my laptop 618 00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,100 and couldn't see the results. 619 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,579 You strike into this plant multiple times 620 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:35,140 and you're like, 621 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:37,539 these plants can take a beating. 622 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,500 I have mad respect for these plants. 623 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,340 Mad props to these plants. 624 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,140 And they strike back. 625 00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:46,820 One at Flint with a bite. 626 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,940 That's not going to hit. 627 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:51,539 Flammikens with a 17. 628 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:54,019 So yeah, she gets hit again 629 00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:55,139 with a good old bite. 630 00:38:56,179 --> 00:38:58,579 That's 13 more damage. 631 00:38:58,579 --> 00:38:59,779 Fuck, chomp chomp. 632 00:39:02,179 --> 00:39:03,139 Guys, I don't think 633 00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,739 we should have pissed off these flowers. 634 00:39:07,619 --> 00:39:08,259 Nularaaaa. 635 00:39:08,259 --> 00:39:08,980 Who did that? 636 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,860 I don't know, but listen, 637 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:12,980 I'm grief raging. 638 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,059 Thaddeus a 21. 639 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,300 16 does not hit. 640 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,179 Yeah, I figured. 641 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,380 Thaddeus is going to take 15 piercing. 642 00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:23,619 Oh my God, is he dead? 643 00:39:23,619 --> 00:39:24,900 No, he's still hanging on, 644 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,460 but he is, as you would say, 645 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,940 in the biz almost bloody. 646 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:31,300 It's Flammikens turn 647 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,340 and she's like, oh, fuck, guys. 648 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,260 This doesn't feel very, very good. 649 00:39:39,059 --> 00:39:40,740 Oh God, is this like Infinity War? 650 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:41,860 No. 651 00:39:44,019 --> 00:39:46,019 Yeah, I don't want to go anywhere. 652 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,180 I feel funny. 653 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:50,820 And she's like, maybe. 654 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:53,780 Maybe the pearl is what we need. 655 00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,940 And she fires a chaos bolt. 656 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:57,780 Maybe if we just hit the same one 657 00:39:58,340 --> 00:39:59,619 until it fucking dies 658 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,340 and then take the pearl 659 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,500 and get the fuck out. 660 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,180 She hurls an undulating, 661 00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:08,420 warbling mass of chaotic energy 662 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,180 make these range. 663 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:14,820 With advantage from her stirring speech. 664 00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:17,460 Oh yeah, with advantage 665 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:18,579 for a stirring speech 666 00:40:18,579 --> 00:40:19,780 nails that motherfucker. 667 00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:26,900 So that's 14 force damage 668 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,820 at the one that just hit her. 669 00:40:29,539 --> 00:40:30,900 She's like, I know what I just said 670 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,099 and I should have hit the one 671 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,940 that took the biggest beating, 672 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,940 but I'm almost dead. 673 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:37,780 Somebody help. 674 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:39,940 She's having some trouble. 675 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,340 And it's Thea's turn. 676 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:42,900 Thank God. 677 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,500 I'm going to Eldritch Blast 678 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,980 the one that Flint damaged 679 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:49,300 and I'm going to use all three of my blasts. 680 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:50,019 Oh. 681 00:40:50,019 --> 00:40:52,340 All three of my beams at that one. 682 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:55,460 So that's 3D10, 683 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:59,139 but this is a ranged attack. 684 00:40:59,139 --> 00:41:00,019 So I'm going to actually 685 00:41:00,019 --> 00:41:01,619 have to fucking roll for it. 686 00:41:01,619 --> 00:41:02,340 You got this. 687 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:04,360 19. 688 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:05,480 Yes. 689 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,360 Yes. 690 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:08,360 Yes. 691 00:41:09,059 --> 00:41:09,559 Okay. 692 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:11,059 Yes. 693 00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:11,559 Yes. 694 00:41:13,059 --> 00:41:17,059 That one, that one, and this one. 695 00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:21,219 And you're shooting them all at one. 696 00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:21,719 Yeah. 697 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,179 Oh, yeah, that's good rolling. 698 00:41:28,179 --> 00:41:29,460 So we've got 24. 699 00:41:30,099 --> 00:41:31,460 What type of damage is that? 700 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:38,179 This is a crackling energy force damage. 701 00:41:38,179 --> 00:41:40,980 This plant is looking to wither a little bit. 702 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:42,579 Fucking fine. 703 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:44,820 Just a little bit. 704 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:45,460 Just a little bit. 705 00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:46,820 Son of a bitch. 706 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:48,100 Thaddeus. 707 00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:50,100 All right. 708 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,940 Thaddeus, help me. 709 00:41:55,539 --> 00:41:56,019 Hey there. 710 00:41:56,019 --> 00:41:57,700 It's me, your dungeon master Russ More. 711 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,620 Thank you so much for joining us for episode 50 712 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,660 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, 713 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,660 titled Anyone Bring Pruning Shears? 714 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,059 I'll try and keep this short and sweet 715 00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,500 and get back to the action here for you. 716 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,980 So 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on here. 745 00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,380 Have a great week. 746 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,100 We'll talk soon. 747 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,340 Yeah, so Thaddeus is going to cast Mass Healing Word 748 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,180 because, yup. 749 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:11,460 On himself. 750 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,500 On everyone. 751 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,739 I can cast it up to six creatures of my choice. 752 00:43:14,739 --> 00:43:17,539 So that's everybody that is a friend of ours 753 00:43:17,539 --> 00:43:18,420 that isn't a plant. 754 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,659 No one here is paying $5 to help the plants. 755 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,980 Okay, so yes, I've got to. 756 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:30,340 I don't think, is this an attack? 757 00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,460 Yes, it is. 758 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:32,420 No, no, it is not. 759 00:43:33,139 --> 00:43:34,420 It's just something you do. 760 00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:34,900 Perfect. 761 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,699 All right. 762 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:38,500 So that is three and eight is 11. 763 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,260 Everybody gets 11 hit points back. 764 00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:41,060 Thank you. 765 00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:41,540 Yay. 766 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,700 I feel a little better, 767 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,300 but feel like you could have done better. 768 00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:47,700 Thanks. 769 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,580 Thanks, bud. 770 00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,300 Wait, hold on. 771 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,740 Let me just keep reading. 772 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:52,740 Oh, I can cast it at a higher level. 773 00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:54,820 So I'm going to add one more D4 to it. 774 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,320 Okay. 775 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:57,460 Oh, it's a four. 776 00:43:57,460 --> 00:44:00,100 So 15 points back to everybody. 777 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,220 I knew you had it in you. 778 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,260 That was so good. 779 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,340 Much better. 780 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,860 It's not my usual character. 781 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:09,220 It's also a magic user. 782 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:12,420 Oh, guys, let's fuck these. 783 00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:13,700 Fuck these bitches up here. 784 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,660 That's their turn though. 785 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:19,220 So we're going to go Thea, 786 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:22,020 the one to the south attacks you for 16. 787 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:24,660 If it meets, it beats. 788 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:30,820 That's going to be 12, 15 piercing damage. 789 00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:33,060 I just got 15 back. 790 00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,980 If it meets, you're two leaps. 791 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:38,260 Flint, that's going to be a 22. 792 00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:42,900 Yes, yes, that was the exact reaction I wanted. 793 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:46,340 That's a 15, 15 piercing damage. 794 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:48,580 Wow, it's almost like the exact amount of hit points 795 00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:49,700 I just got back. 796 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:54,580 Flamikins luckily dodges out of the way of this bite 797 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:56,420 because that's amazing. 798 00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:57,700 She's like, yeah, I feel rejuvenated. 799 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,060 Is there any grappling or anything 800 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:00,260 we need to be rolling for? 801 00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,820 Bites and you've already con saved the poison. 802 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:05,060 So yeah, we're good, we're good. 803 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:10,980 Nularaaaa and Thaddeus, that was a weird roll. 804 00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:12,579 Nularaaaa, that's a 22. 805 00:45:13,539 --> 00:45:17,619 So you're going to take five, eight, eight. 806 00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:18,500 Oh, eight. 807 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,380 Wow. 808 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,539 I tried to guess, but I was wrong. 809 00:45:21,539 --> 00:45:22,099 Halfed. 810 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:24,340 So it halved after the eight, so four? 811 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:24,900 Yeah. 812 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:25,860 Oh, yeah. 813 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,579 Nice. 814 00:45:26,579 --> 00:45:27,860 Yeah, yeah. 815 00:45:28,739 --> 00:45:30,420 Thaddeus, that's a 13 against AC. 816 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:31,619 I can't remember his AC. 817 00:45:31,619 --> 00:45:33,139 His AC is 16, he dodges. 818 00:45:33,139 --> 00:45:33,639 Woo. 819 00:45:34,339 --> 00:45:38,259 All right, back to number one who's withering. 820 00:45:38,259 --> 00:45:42,099 That's a bite at Thea for 20, not critical. 821 00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:42,819 Yeah, that hits. 822 00:45:42,819 --> 00:45:44,339 But he's going to roll a one, so it's okay. 823 00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:47,059 That's 11. 824 00:45:47,859 --> 00:45:48,579 That's two ones. 825 00:45:49,139 --> 00:45:49,859 It's two ones. 826 00:45:49,859 --> 00:45:50,420 You were wrong. 827 00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:50,980 Shut up, John. 828 00:45:53,139 --> 00:45:53,639 Nularaaaa. 829 00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,480 Kate. 830 00:45:56,739 --> 00:45:57,299 Oh, man. 831 00:45:59,619 --> 00:46:02,500 I was attacking five, but it's number one 832 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,699 that is like withering. 833 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:05,699 Yeah, so if you were to move, 834 00:46:05,699 --> 00:46:07,059 you would have a whole bunch of things 835 00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:08,980 trying to stop you from moving. 836 00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:11,139 So if you have any ranged. 837 00:46:11,139 --> 00:46:13,300 Oh, but wait, there's more. 838 00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:15,780 Do you order now? 839 00:46:18,579 --> 00:46:19,780 In the next 15 minutes. 840 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,099 I am fleet of foot. 841 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:24,019 Okay. 842 00:46:24,019 --> 00:46:25,219 So I can use. 843 00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:26,739 Well, you could also use one of your actions 844 00:46:26,739 --> 00:46:27,940 to disengage too. 845 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:31,780 So I can use dash as a bonus action on my turn. 846 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,739 Well, dash means you can double your speed, 847 00:46:34,739 --> 00:46:37,940 but you would want to disengage as an action to. 848 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:39,139 Well, and then she can dash, 849 00:46:39,139 --> 00:46:40,820 but I don't think you need to dash 850 00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:42,179 because we're in a small area. 851 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,260 I see. 852 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,019 Okay, then yeah, I will disengage 853 00:46:46,019 --> 00:46:47,219 as one of my actions. 854 00:46:48,659 --> 00:46:49,619 That's just the one that I was going 855 00:46:49,619 --> 00:46:51,059 to get a bad roll on anyway, guys. 856 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:51,619 Don't worry about it. 857 00:46:51,619 --> 00:46:52,019 It's fine. 858 00:46:52,019 --> 00:46:52,739 It's totally fine. 859 00:46:52,739 --> 00:46:54,900 So then you like vault over 860 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:56,900 all your friends in the fountain there. 861 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,019 Yeah, exactly. 862 00:46:58,019 --> 00:47:00,340 I'm imagining her literally vaulting 863 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,340 like over top of like. 864 00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,380 Just right over Flint. 865 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:05,860 I'm doing some flimsy shit. 866 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:06,579 That's amazing. 867 00:47:07,539 --> 00:47:10,180 Flaming kids crumples like a pile of paper. 868 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,059 Flaming Kins takes one damage. 869 00:47:15,059 --> 00:47:17,140 So that's a 30 on that attack. 870 00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:21,140 Surprisingly, that one misses. 871 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:21,539 Weird. 872 00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:22,180 God damn it. 873 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:24,260 It gets stronger as it gets weaker. 874 00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,100 You circled so far back around. 875 00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:27,780 Yeah, exactly. 876 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,059 Yeah, that hits. 877 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:38,260 So 10 piercing and 12 fire. 878 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:40,980 So tell me how you destroy after vaulting 879 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:41,860 over all of your friends 880 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:43,220 with your flaming sword in hand, 881 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:44,500 like one handed vaulting, 882 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,860 like knocking their heads down. 883 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:50,019 I was so inspired by Flaming Kins idea 884 00:47:50,019 --> 00:47:53,220 that New Laura's not really an ideas person. 885 00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:55,380 She just gets on board with other people's ideas. 886 00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,260 So I liked Flaming Kins idea to attack the one. 887 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:01,700 Yeah, so I guess I'm doing like vaulting 888 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,860 over them with flips with my sword on fire, 889 00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:05,300 which seems very dangerous. 890 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:06,260 It does. 891 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,700 And I probably just like drive it in 892 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,780 because I'm tired. 893 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:13,300 I did all those flips and stuff. 894 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:15,940 It's just like. 895 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,060 Just put on a good show. 896 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:20,580 Yeah, but I'm just I'm beat. 897 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:24,100 Sure, so you stab in and this flower 898 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,660 goes up in flames and the pearl falls 899 00:48:26,659 --> 00:48:29,219 from it down onto the ground. 900 00:48:29,219 --> 00:48:31,699 Okay, I pick it up and all day long 901 00:48:31,699 --> 00:48:32,420 you have good luck. 902 00:48:35,059 --> 00:48:37,059 All right, so I mean, 903 00:48:37,059 --> 00:48:39,219 you still have like five feet of movement 904 00:48:41,299 --> 00:48:42,339 if you so desired. 905 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,579 So you're right by the entrance 906 00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:45,940 where you jumped to the left. 907 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:46,500 Oh, I see. 908 00:48:47,619 --> 00:48:49,379 And the step to the right to the right. 909 00:48:50,659 --> 00:48:52,659 Okay, so I oh, I'm by the entrance 910 00:48:52,659 --> 00:48:55,619 where we came in, which okay, 911 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,779 I feel like you're telling me something. 912 00:48:57,779 --> 00:49:00,099 So I guess I'm going to grab it and like 913 00:49:01,779 --> 00:49:04,099 run into the other room with it. 914 00:49:06,099 --> 00:49:07,460 I mean, you don't make it all the way. 915 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:08,819 You start like five feet into it. 916 00:49:08,819 --> 00:49:09,699 That's what you're doing. 917 00:49:09,699 --> 00:49:12,900 I say guys, I got a I got a pearl. 918 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:13,619 Flint, you're up. 919 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,739 I disengage. 920 00:49:16,739 --> 00:49:17,619 Oh wait, I guess the thing 921 00:49:17,619 --> 00:49:18,579 I was attacking is dead. 922 00:49:20,019 --> 00:49:22,019 Yeah, there's still there's still three 923 00:49:22,019 --> 00:49:23,299 that you have to get by though. 924 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,740 Okay, can I disengage all three 925 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,820 and just continue on to the other room? 926 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:30,820 I mean, I have three attacks. 927 00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:33,140 You only need to disengage once 928 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,980 to prevent opportunity attacks. 929 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,180 So yes, you can. 930 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,940 Yes, so I'll disengage 931 00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:40,260 and I'll I guess dash as well 932 00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:42,740 just to just to really hustle on out of there. 933 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:43,539 Sure. 934 00:49:43,539 --> 00:49:45,220 You're like 10 feet from the entrance, 935 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:45,700 but yeah, sure. 936 00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:46,500 If you dash. 937 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,940 I'm really I'm like gone 938 00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:49,140 like the flash man. 939 00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:52,340 Yeah, so it's before anybody else's turn. 940 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:54,180 It's the plants to the north turn. 941 00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,500 So actually, Thea doesn't get hit. 942 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,660 Flame McKins could get attacked. 943 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:02,500 No, 13 that's going to get that's going to hit. 944 00:50:03,539 --> 00:50:07,460 That's 1316 piercing to my goodness. 945 00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:08,340 Donny did. 946 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:09,380 What did Donny do? 947 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:10,660 No, Donny didn't do anything. 948 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:13,300 Tell me what Donny did. 949 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:14,340 He's perched. 950 00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:15,700 Oh no, he's not on your shoulder anymore. 951 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:17,140 He's not a tiny boy. 952 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:18,980 He's like, oh God, he's gonna. 953 00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,059 Oh, he recharged. 954 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:22,980 He recharged. 955 00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:26,019 So he's going to like blast some sweet flame. 956 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:29,140 All right, he's got Flaming Kins on his way out to. 957 00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:32,900 Well, he's going to avoid all the people. 958 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:36,660 Okay, because he's good like that. 959 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,579 Yeah, he could even like, you know, 960 00:50:38,579 --> 00:50:41,300 like not fly up over the hedges. 961 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,260 He doesn't do that. 962 00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:45,300 Yeah, definitely doesn't do that. 963 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,500 He could go up a little bit. 964 00:50:48,019 --> 00:50:51,620 So he whatever ones you think he can hit, 965 00:50:51,699 --> 00:50:52,339 they need to. 966 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:54,099 Yeah, we'll say you can hit. 967 00:50:56,339 --> 00:51:00,659 We'll say he can hit probably three of them on his way out. 968 00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:05,539 Man, these breath weapons are fucking rad, hey? 969 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,299 They're pretty solid. 970 00:51:08,179 --> 00:51:09,779 That's 27 damage. 971 00:51:09,779 --> 00:51:11,779 I have not five damage. 972 00:51:11,779 --> 00:51:12,500 No, yeah. 973 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,139 So that's going to double to those two. 974 00:51:16,019 --> 00:51:18,339 So 52, 54. 975 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:21,940 So actually, the one that hit hit, 976 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,260 well, retcon that because he should have gone first. 977 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,059 The one that hit Flaming Kins actually withers 978 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,700 and a pearl drops from it as well. 979 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:35,220 And the other two that he's able to hit aren't dead yet, 980 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:36,260 but he makes it out. 981 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:41,700 Yeah, so the one that hit Flaming Kins doesn't actually hit Flaming Kins. 982 00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:44,420 And there's one, oh, Thaddeus is still grappled. 983 00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:47,940 Oh, just like fucking left him. 984 00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:48,820 He didn't get grappled. 985 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,420 He got like that weird disease. 986 00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:51,780 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got a poison. 987 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,220 But yeah, the one, oh, right, right, right. 988 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:56,820 So the one that tries to bite him misses. 989 00:51:56,820 --> 00:51:58,579 And then it's Flaming Kins' turn. 990 00:51:58,579 --> 00:52:00,740 She's going to disengage and run like fuck. 991 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:03,780 She's like, I'm coming, guys. 992 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:06,099 And she picks up the other pearl on the way by as well. 993 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:09,220 And then it is Thea's turn. 994 00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:10,820 Thea disengages and runs. 995 00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:15,300 And Thaddeus does the same hopping. 996 00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,660 I believe I'll be the judge of what Thaddeus does, Russ. 997 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:20,740 No, oh, sure, you do. 998 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,740 He stays to fight while everyone else. 999 00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:25,620 No, sorry, Adam. 1000 00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,220 We killed your character today by. 1001 00:52:27,220 --> 00:52:29,620 Yeah, no, he did what Russ said. 1002 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:35,860 Yeah, disengages and runs past dodging Nimbly, the attacking plants. 1003 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:40,820 And you all kind of cluster together for fear of separating and make it back out 1004 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:44,740 and into the sundial room where the shadows are pointed towards 1005 00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:47,860 A and C and guacamole. 1006 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,820 It's guacamole in there. 1007 00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:54,660 I'm ready to burn this whole place down. 1008 00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:57,460 We'll be reunited with guacamole when we get out of this 1009 00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:59,940 fucking fuck with you shadow dimension or whatever. 1010 00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:03,380 Russ is like fucking no emotion stone face. 1011 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:07,540 Whenever Amy talks about guacamole is like super unsettling 1012 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,580 because he's trying so hard not to give anything away 1013 00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:13,140 because his wife is sitting beside him and will know 1014 00:53:13,219 --> 00:53:16,739 it's like giving him the puppy dog eyes to stone face. 1015 00:53:16,739 --> 00:53:21,379 I'm upset via just slumps to the ground like a broken woman. 1016 00:53:21,379 --> 00:53:22,900 What were the shadows again? 1017 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,379 Are they A and C still or still A and C? 1018 00:53:25,379 --> 00:53:28,019 Nothing has moved in the tower. 1019 00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:29,539 No towers still. 1020 00:53:30,339 --> 00:53:31,619 You don't see the tower. 1021 00:53:31,619 --> 00:53:32,259 Guys, I don't know. 1022 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:37,299 Like we did we did a again that seemed we got something. 1023 00:53:37,299 --> 00:53:40,339 We got that that pearl, but that's a pretty tough one. 1024 00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:41,620 I don't know. 1025 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:45,140 Do we just try like D, A plus C equals D, right? 1026 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,019 That's math. 1027 00:53:48,019 --> 00:53:48,579 Sure. 1028 00:53:48,579 --> 00:53:49,140 Whatever. 1029 00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:53,140 And we looked at the Sun dial and it's like there's not 1030 00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:56,180 like places for gems or anything like that. 1031 00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:59,860 It's immovable and there is nothing that appears to fit the gems. 1032 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:02,100 Can we examine the gems a little closer? 1033 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:05,940 Is there maybe anything on them that might help us? 1034 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:08,820 I mean, the first one looks like a garnet gemstone 1035 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:13,220 and the second one just a topaz gemstone. 1036 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:13,940 Like they just look like. 1037 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:14,900 OK, there's just OK. 1038 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,420 There's no like carving on them. 1039 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:20,980 That says like welcome to the castle or anything like that. 1040 00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:23,539 OK, no, no, they just they're just gemstones. 1041 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:27,460 OK, OK, I don't know, you guys. 1042 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:29,220 Like, do we? 1043 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:30,820 I don't know. 1044 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:32,340 I guess I'm with you, Flint. 1045 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,620 Like you have a suggestion. 1046 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:36,900 Let's just go that way because I can't I can't solve the riddle. 1047 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,180 I'm not smart enough to do it. 1048 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:39,539 I don't know. 1049 00:54:39,539 --> 00:54:44,100 OK, so we've done we've done Path A, we've done Path C, and we've done Path H. 1050 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:45,300 Yeah. 1051 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,900 So that leaves us twice. 1052 00:54:48,019 --> 00:54:50,740 Yeah, but this time it actually had like a result at the end of it. 1053 00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:56,660 It's spelling A, C, Acha. 1054 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,700 We should do E. 1055 00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:00,660 It will make ache like my heart is aching. 1056 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:04,660 You solved the murder puzzle. 1057 00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,300 Don't worry. 1058 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,620 Hey, does anybody have a healing potion or something? 1059 00:55:07,619 --> 00:55:08,980 Maybe I have a healing potion. 1060 00:55:09,859 --> 00:55:12,259 Yeah, but that's not all about you. 1061 00:55:12,259 --> 00:55:14,819 Oh, yeah, I've got a healing potion. 1062 00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:20,179 OK, I'm going to say it's one of those really fucking good ones and roll really well. 1063 00:55:20,179 --> 00:55:21,699 Yeah, we got those good ones. 1064 00:55:21,699 --> 00:55:24,019 So she probably we've got that good stuff. 1065 00:55:24,019 --> 00:55:26,659 I've also got cure wounds I can cast on people if needed. 1066 00:55:28,099 --> 00:55:31,940 She's she's guzzling her, her healing, her potion. 1067 00:55:33,059 --> 00:55:34,019 I should probably. 1068 00:55:34,019 --> 00:55:35,619 Shit, I should probably take a potion, too. 1069 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:40,900 Um, yeah, so we've got we've got B, D, E, F and G 1070 00:55:41,699 --> 00:55:45,779 for ones that we haven't been through or gotten a stone from yet. 1071 00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:49,219 Well, let's let's think about this. 1072 00:55:49,219 --> 00:55:51,460 I mean, the first time it was pointed to A. 1073 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:52,420 Yep. 1074 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:53,460 And we went through A. 1075 00:55:54,179 --> 00:55:54,579 Yep. 1076 00:55:54,579 --> 00:55:56,980 And we came back here and things changed. 1077 00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:58,099 The change is good. 1078 00:55:59,859 --> 00:56:02,339 And then it switched to A and C. 1079 00:56:03,619 --> 00:56:04,099 And we went. 1080 00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:05,460 Do we go through C? 1081 00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:06,420 We sure did. 1082 00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,460 Oh, fuck. 1083 00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:08,260 Did we go? 1084 00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:08,659 Did we go? 1085 00:56:08,659 --> 00:56:12,500 Wait, maybe maybe it's like narrowing in on something. 1086 00:56:13,139 --> 00:56:14,099 So you're thinking B? 1087 00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:15,539 Maybe. 1088 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:16,340 Split the difference? 1089 00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:17,300 Sure. 1090 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:19,380 What do you guys think, B? 1091 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:25,460 Well, I think Flamikins had the right idea about just killing one and getting the pearl. 1092 00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:27,539 So I guess she's the brains of the operation now. 1093 00:56:28,579 --> 00:56:29,619 Yeah, sure. 1094 00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:32,099 All right, Flamikins, we're in your capable hands. 1095 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,260 Let's give it a whirl. 1096 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:38,500 I'm going to give the hug teller that we're going to find. 1097 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,260 We're going to find. 1098 00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:46,180 We're going to get out of this pocket dimension and she'll be there. 1099 00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:48,420 What if she was just disintegrated up there? 1100 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,260 There's no way. 1101 00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:50,740 We're going to get her back. 1102 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,260 What if she's in another dimension? 1103 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:53,700 Oh, God. 1104 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:57,220 Hey, I remember that pirate lady or the captain lady. 1105 00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:01,380 She was kind of talking about it and because it's or maybe it was the baker. 1106 00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:02,580 I don't know. 1107 00:57:03,539 --> 00:57:06,019 But like, it's like portal shit, maybe. 1108 00:57:06,659 --> 00:57:07,779 So maybe she's just like. 1109 00:57:07,779 --> 00:57:10,340 What if she's been portaled somewhere and she's all by herself? 1110 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,860 I think we're portaled, man. 1111 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,460 Well, I want to be portaled with my owl. 1112 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,420 OK, hold on a second. 1113 00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:17,139 I'll throw you up. 1114 00:57:17,139 --> 00:57:17,619 Oh, yeah. 1115 00:57:17,619 --> 00:57:18,500 No, she tries to like throw. 1116 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,059 You guys, remember? 1117 00:57:19,699 --> 00:57:20,579 Um, this was. 1118 00:57:20,579 --> 00:57:22,579 Yeah, it's like something to do with that, yeah. 1119 00:57:22,579 --> 00:57:27,860 Veram told us, I think, that the tower is surrounded by a maze. 1120 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,460 Magical barricade that forces you through the maze. 1121 00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:33,940 The tower disappears if you try to go over it. 1122 00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:36,340 Like it's in like a weird force field thing, right? 1123 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:37,619 So she might just be out. 1124 00:57:37,619 --> 00:57:41,539 So she's probably just out in the real world instead of in this fucked up. 1125 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:43,460 I have a question. 1126 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:43,860 Portal. 1127 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:50,659 If she's out for 12 hours, will she come back to her Jade Serpentine form with me? 1128 00:57:50,659 --> 00:57:52,740 Or is she just going to fall from the sky? 1129 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,300 She turns into from the Jade Serpentine form. 1130 00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:59,059 So the Jade Serpentine form lands wherever she lands. 1131 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,019 Oh, my God. 1132 00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:01,460 You guys were on a clock. 1133 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,380 So time wise, we were already on a clock. 1134 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,739 We were already on the clock. 1135 00:58:04,739 --> 00:58:06,099 It's a more important time. 1136 00:58:06,099 --> 00:58:08,420 You guys have been in here for less than five minutes. 1137 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,780 Yeah, because it's only taking us like 30 to 45 seconds to go down these paths. 1138 00:58:13,780 --> 00:58:17,940 And then you're entering combat, which takes only like a few rounds. 1139 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:18,820 Another question. 1140 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,659 What do I roll for an uncommon healing potion? 1141 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:26,019 4d4 plus four. 1142 00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:27,059 4d4 plus four. 1143 00:58:28,259 --> 00:58:28,579 Thanks. 1144 00:58:29,539 --> 00:58:30,900 Or 44 plus four. 1145 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:31,460 Your call. 1146 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,139 I'll take 44 plus four. 1147 00:58:33,139 --> 00:58:37,779 You begin walking down path B, and it takes you a little more than a minute. 1148 00:58:37,779 --> 00:58:40,340 And you enter back into the sundial room. 1149 00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:42,179 But the shadows have changed. 1150 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:47,619 They are now pointed towards A, D, and F. 1151 00:58:58,579 --> 00:59:07,860 Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io 1152 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,299 and Scott Buckley at ScottBuckley.com.au. 1153 00:59:11,299 --> 00:59:12,259 Can you take that from her? 1154 00:59:12,259 --> 00:59:15,139 She can't eat that entire bone in this setting. 1155 00:59:15,139 --> 00:59:15,699 She can't. 1156 00:59:15,699 --> 00:59:16,900 She can't eat that entire bone. 1157 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:18,259 Her ass will explode. 1158 00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:19,539 OK, well, take it from her. 1159 00:59:19,539 --> 00:59:20,900 I'm recording a podcast here. 1160 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:23,779 Hey, while you're up, would you? 1161 00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:27,380 I'm recording. 1162 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,820 Because it's funnier this way. 1163 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,540 Wait, are we taking a drink break? 1164 00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:32,019 Yes, we are. 1165 00:59:32,019 --> 00:59:33,380 We planned this so badly. 1166 00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:34,980 Is he actually going to get that? 1167 00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:35,380 We're the worst. 1168 00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:35,860 He is. 1169 00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:36,580 OK, well, then I am actually going to get a drink. 1170 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:38,740 I made him take the bone away from the dog, too. 1171 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:39,460 Go, Carla, go. 1172 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,740 OK, guys, so. 1173 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:46,900 Can you explain? 1174 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:48,420 You said that it attacked her. 1175 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:49,140 What did it do? 1176 00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:50,660 You said it sprung out. 1177 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:50,980 Yeah. 1178 00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,500 Does it have like little feet? 1179 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,140 No. 1180 00:59:53,219 --> 00:59:54,259 Is it like a belt? 1181 00:59:54,259 --> 00:59:54,739 Hold on. 1182 00:59:55,299 --> 00:59:57,299 I got to roll like a bunch of initiatives here. 1183 00:59:57,299 --> 00:59:57,699 OK. 1184 00:59:57,699 --> 00:59:58,819 Hold on. 1185 00:59:58,819 --> 01:00:01,699 There's like a hundred flowers that are going to fucking murder you guys. 1186 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,059 I got a lot of rolling to do. 1187 01:00:03,779 --> 01:00:04,500 Bring it on. 1188 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,460 I'm going to prune these. 1189 01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:05,859 That was my request. 1190 01:00:05,859 --> 01:00:06,980 Thanks for that voice. 1191 01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:09,460 Oh, so many flowers. 1192 01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,940 Oh, guys, I got a lot of flowers. 1193 01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:13,779 I don't know why he turned into Jimmy Stewart. 1194 01:00:13,779 --> 01:00:14,980 Jimmy Stewart here. 1195 01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:18,819 I'll just blast through the moon there and bring it down to you. 1196 01:00:18,819 --> 01:00:19,379 Exactly. 1197 01:00:19,379 --> 01:00:20,500 How's that insulting? 1198 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:22,500 It's not at all. 1199 01:00:24,019 --> 01:00:26,179 Some very handsome, accomplished actor. 1200 01:00:26,179 --> 01:00:28,099 You're welcome for the amazing impression. 1201 01:00:28,099 --> 01:00:29,619 Yeah, Russ, geez. 1202 01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:31,619 No, we'll save one of the flowers. 1203 01:00:31,619 --> 01:00:33,460 That's the only way this is going to make sense. 1204 01:00:34,099 --> 01:00:35,940 So are we not going by initiative order? 1205 01:00:37,619 --> 01:00:39,699 Yeah, because I rolled a 26. 1206 01:00:39,699 --> 01:00:40,099 Oh, right. 1207 01:00:40,099 --> 01:00:40,900 You rolled a 26. 1208 01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:41,379 Never mind. 1209 01:00:41,379 --> 01:00:41,699 Sorry. 1210 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:47,379 Anyway, so we'll do we'll do the Thea because that Jesus Christ Paisley. 1211 01:00:47,379 --> 01:00:48,179 Stop digging in my bed. 1212 01:00:50,019 --> 01:00:50,739 Good girl. 1213 01:00:50,739 --> 01:00:51,299 Good girl. 1214 01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:51,799 Stop it. 1215 01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:56,760 OK, so this this flower like. 1216 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,440 If it wasn't so high up on the levels, I could deal with it. 1217 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,480 But Paisley off. 1218 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,000 I got to kill them with flowers. 1219 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:12,920 Yeah, come on down. 1220 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,760 She's like losing her shit on our bed right now. 1221 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,400 I don't know if you can see her. 1222 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,440 Oh, yeah. 1223 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,480 Yeah, there she is. 1224 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,440 So she's just got to do that for like 30 seconds and then she'll lay down, right? 1225 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,480 No, she's a Boston Terrier. 1226 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,840 That's not how that works. 1227 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,120 She gets herself into a frenzy and tries to bite somebody. 1228 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,440 Perfect. 1229 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,320 That's how that works. 1230 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:35,960 Here she comes. 1231 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:37,560 Oh, don't. 1232 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,080 She's such a little stinker tonight. 1233 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:43,560 I love it. 1234 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,120 Hi, you brought me a toy. 1235 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,160 You're so sweet. 1236 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,720 Now, wearing the Monster Manual is murder flowers. 1237 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:55,400 You're not going to find it, Tom. 1238 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,840 How tall are you in real life? 1239 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,840 In real life, I am. 1240 01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,800 I am five ten. 1241 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,520 So just to draw a shocking picture. 1242 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,000 I, Carla. 1243 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:12,040 Am four inches taller than Flint, the dwarf. 1244 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,320 Yeah, I'm only three. 1245 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:22,039 Double how much like like Tom is double that much taller than me in real life. 1246 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:23,960 Like the difference is double that. 1247 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,720 No, you're you're what? 1248 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,840 Five two. 1249 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,440 So you're six inches taller than. 1250 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,800 Are you blue or bronze there? 1251 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,480 I thought you said four ten. 1252 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,600 No, he's four eight. 1253 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,640 Oh, well still. 1254 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,360 Note to self, don't get old because Carla will be like, you're just old. 1255 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,160 You're just old. 1256 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,320 Sorry, you're just old. 1257 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,840 I would not say that in this company where I am by far the old. 1258 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:52,039 Just I would only make disparaging remarks about old people in my other D&D game at 1259 01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:53,160 the senior center. 1260 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:53,660 Perfect. 1261 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,960 Good because if you can't say it to their face, you shouldn't be saying it at all. 1262 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,440 Exactly. 1263 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,440 You know I say it to them like fucking Edna. 1264 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,840 It's a lot of elder abuse. 1265 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,880 It's quite uncomfortable. 1266 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,519 But you know they're not going to remember it like the next day anyway, so I'm going 1267 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:09,080 to be fine. 1268 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,280 Guilt free, guilt free. 1269 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:17,480 My internet just like went bananas and like is closed. 1270 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,240 I didn't close everything. 1271 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,080 Your internet is closed. 1272 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,440 Your internet is closed. 1273 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,320 I'm sorry. 1274 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,760 Internet is closed today. 1275 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:30,519 My internet closed that. 1276 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,200 Oh my God. 1277 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,560 I don't even know what's going on. 1278 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,440 What is happening? 1279 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,360 Can you like task manager it and see if you can get it that way? 1280 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,360 This is a Mac. 1281 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,200 I don't have task manager. 1282 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,640 Whatever that is. 1283 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,080 Yeah, Russ. 1284 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:45,800 Bullshit never. 1285 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,120 I miss my Mac. 1286 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,120 I've never had a Mac. 1287 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,080 It's got Pro Tools. 1288 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,360 I hate Pro Tools. 1289 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,440 Yeah, fuck Pro Tools. 1290 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,000 Yeah, take them down. 1291 01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,320 Right. 1292 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,080 Boo. 1293 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:01,800 Boo to them. 1294 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,600 I love Roll20 for the free service it provides me, but it also drives me 1295 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,360 fucking crazy sometimes. 1296 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,440 Maybe we'll shift to a different one. 1297 01:04:10,599 --> 01:04:12,360 Sometime. 1298 01:04:14,679 --> 01:04:15,880 Okay, sorry. 1299 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,000 Please bear with me. 1300 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:17,960 All good. 1301 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:18,440 All good. 1302 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:20,440 Hey, it's all good. 1303 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,400 It's all good, guys. 1304 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,599 Do you want me to hit Thaddeus? 1305 01:04:22,599 --> 01:04:27,400 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.